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14.06.2025 09:54

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Unacceptable again!
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
How can a hacker damage me, realistically?
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
Is it possible for doctors to diagnose prostate cancer just by looking at a patient?
Then came..
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
What does a passable feminine crossdresser look like?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
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